Brady does Dallas?

GLENDALE, Ariz., Feb. 4 – The New England Patriots last night completed the first 19-0 season in NFL history, defeating the Dallas Cowboys, 31-28, to win their fourth Super Bowl in seven seasons.

The game was marred by one of the more bizarre plays in postseason history when a man carrying a champagne bottle ran onto the field and tackled Randy Moss as Moss was striding toward the end zone after catching a pass from Tom Brady. Late Sunday night, authorities identified the troubled trespasser as Mercury Morris, a member of the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

“We don’t know how he got past security,” said an Arizona State Police officer. “But we confiscated a tape from the Patriots that showed Morris standing on the Cowboys sideline throughout the game. Thank goodness for the Estrella tape.” Shaughnessey, Jan 1, 2008

guess which group is smarter

hint, it ain’t the ones who are so confused that they think they’re Okies when they’re really Sooners

btw, family rumor has it that Grandpa was expelled from texas at the age of 13 because his IQ was too high …

and Arkansas is the only State that Oklahoma can legally make fun of

“In the event there’s a lawsuit, we’ve planned for that,” Ward, who represents McNamee, told the Daily News. “We think it would be frivolous, but we’re planning for that. With regards to the federal investigation, we’re confident that (McNamee’s) done everything he’s legally obligated to do. It’s unfortunate that this whole situation had to go down the way it went down. (McNamee) was friends with Roger and I think he hopes Roger understands that he had to tell the truth.
“Brian wants him to know that what he did, he was legally obligated to do. He’s got a wife and kids. He’s not going to go to jail for Roger Clemens.”

Is Mike Wallace really 89 years old?

Charlie Pierce’s “Moving the Chains” (bio of Brady)

“Eli Manning could have spent a good portion of last Saturday night’s game wearing a tux.” Ryan, Globe